Hey girls. Hey boys. Superstar DJs. Here we go...

Okay. First post. *tumbleweed*

A fellow blogger (too soon for that) told me that the first post is the hardest. Like ripping off a plaster. Will anyone read this? I hope so.

The easiest thing for me to do is to give you the basic outlines of my life and then try and fill the rest in with anything I post in the future. So, what am I when you strip me down to the bare bones?

I'm 22. I'm straight. I'm a university graduate from a red brick uni, living at home with my parents. I'll be brief before this starts to sound like an unsuccessful online dating profile. By day, I edit magazines for an online B2B publishing house. I have two brothers, two nieces, a dog. Apparently, I look a bit like Henry Holland.

But that's what I am, not who I am. I'm not going to try and tell you who I am now. I'll let you work that out as I go...*

*DISCLAIMER: if you're not partial to an ellipsis, leave now.