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Sunday, 16 June 2013

The Nugget Challenge


So you wanna know about The Nugget Challenge, do ya? Well, gather round and I'll tell you... The Nugget Challenge is the foolish, calorific  creation of a few good men on the way back from a long away day at cricket. I'm sure there are plenty of variations out there, each with its own health warning. Completion of The Nugget Challenge requires a strong will and a low level of regard for short-term health.

To complete The Nugget Challenge, you will need:

A spare half hour
1 x 20 Chicken McNugget Sharebox
1 x large fries
1 x large drink
Copious amounts of sauce

The Nugget Challenge is pretty simple; order said food and consume. Think that sounds too easy? Order yourself a double cheeseburger on top. Still too easy, big man? Exchange the large drink for a large milkshake. Still not phased? Get yourself a drive-thru within 30 minutes of home and finish before your destination.

I look forward to hearing the tales of your endeavours. 

Additional notes
1. Extra points awarded for crude behaviour (e.g. utilising milkshake as a condiment) and speed.
2. The McNugget comes in four standardised shapes: 'The Boot', 'The Bell, 'The Bow Tie' and 'The Ball'. Learn them, master them, become them. (Seriously, look it up!)
3. The McNugget Sharebox is a jackpot. Should you be lucky enough to receive extra nuggets, they must be consumed for the attempt to count.


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