So you wanna know about The Nugget Challenge, do ya? Well, gather round and I'll tell you... The Nugget Challenge is the foolish, calorific creation of a few good men on the way back from a long away day at cricket. I'm sure there are plenty of variations out there, each with its own health warning. Completion of The Nugget Challenge requires a strong will and a low level of regard for short-term health.
To complete The Nugget Challenge, you will need:
A spare half hour
1 x 20 Chicken McNugget Sharebox
1 x large fries
1 x large drink
Copious amounts of sauce
The Nugget Challenge is pretty simple; order said food and consume. Think that sounds too easy? Order yourself a double cheeseburger on top. Still too easy, big man? Exchange the large drink for a large milkshake. Still not phased? Get yourself a drive-thru within 30 minutes of home and finish before your destination.
I look forward to hearing the tales of your endeavours.
Additional notes
1. Extra points awarded for crude behaviour (e.g. utilising milkshake as a condiment) and speed.
2. The McNugget comes in four standardised shapes: 'The Boot', 'The Bell, 'The Bow Tie' and 'The Ball'. Learn them, master them, become them. (Seriously, look it up!)
3. The McNugget Sharebox is a jackpot. Should you be lucky enough to receive extra nuggets, they must be consumed for the attempt to count.
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